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News by goodcentssubsMar 6, 20174:25 pm
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Local Sub Shop: “Mr. Goodcents Is My Father, Please, Call Me Goodcents”

For our story “Pennies: Currency or Trash Worthy” we turned to none other than local penny expert and founder of the Penny Club, Goodcents Deli Fresh Subs. Below is a transcript of our interview with […]

News by goodcentssubsMar 4, 20172:35 pm
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Man Lies About ‘Girlfriend.’ Orders Two 16” Subs.

Today a Local Man, apparently embarrassed by his appetite and single-status, tried to pull off the ‘ole someone-else-is-totally-here routine when his delivery order arrived. While it is unusual for one person to order two 16” […]

News by goodcentssubsMar 1, 20174:43 pm
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What Happens When Kids Start Eating Bread?

In another win for bread-lovers everywhere, a new study confirms what we all already know. Children who eat bread turn out better than their non-bread-eating peers in every measure across the board. We turned to […]

News by goodcentssubsFeb 27, 20175:00 pmFebruary 27, 2017
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Local Man Walks Into Goodcents. Thinks It’s A Subway.

In an expected turn of events, a Local Man walked into Goodcents on Monday believing it to be a Subway. We interviewed the slicer, Alicia, to get the scope on this so-common-it-never-gets-reported-on story. “He kept […]

Quiz by goodcentssubsFeb 22, 201712:32 pmFebruary 22, 2017

We Know Your Worst Personality Trait Based On Your Sub Order

No cookies? That’s a red flag.

News by goodcentssubsFeb 20, 20175:11 pmFebruary 20, 2017
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Study Shows Millennials Earn More Than Their Parents

A new study shows that Millennials have at least one thing on their parents – earning potential. The study, published by the M.I.U.* Research Institute, confirms what may come as a surprise when it comes […]

News by goodcentssubsFeb 15, 20174:40 pm
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Investigators Searching For Local Man Who Ordered A Kids Meal

In an egregious abuse of unspoken customer conduct, a local man ordered a kids meal at Goodcents for himself even though there were no children with him. Investigators have not been able to locate him […]

News by goodcentssubsFeb 13, 20173:16 pm
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Man Outraged by Beyoncé’s Loss Drinks Gallons Of Lemonade In Protest

After a shocking loss to Adele at the Grammy’s, Beyonce’s fans, also know as the Bey Hive, went a little crazy defending their queen Beyoncé. They took to Twitter, Facebook, and even to Dell.com (presumably […]

News by goodcentssubsFeb 10, 201711:02 amFebruary 10, 2017
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Man Walks Out on Family for Goodcents

A Local Man walked directly out of his house today after taking a hard look at his life when he realized just how often he daydreams about spending alone time eating Goodcents. Eyewitnesses said that […]

News by goodcentssubsFeb 8, 201710:26 am
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BREAKING: Girlfriend Claims She Doesn’t Care Where They Eat

A Local-Attractive-Man returned home from work tonight ready to enjoy a nice evening with little to no thinking – an expectation many can relate to. The fact that he hadn’t made concrete plans with his […]

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