A Local Woman today took it upon herself to count every single shred of lettuce on her sub. Witnesses say she was absolutely in shock over how many shreds of lettuce there were. In fact, […]
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You’ll Never Believe What This Man Who Claimed He Wouldn’t Order A 16” Penny Club Did
Area man insisted last night to several friends and coworkers that he would not be purchasing a 16” Penny Club today. He was overheard saying, “I’m just not going to get a 16” sub tomorrow. […]
Kansas City Sub Shop Launches Satire Site – Doesn’t Know How To Stay In Their Own Lane
At 2:53 this afternoon, a Kansas City-based sub shop, Goodcents Deli Fresh Subs, went live with their own satire site, the Half-Baked Report, in a move that can only be described as “odd.” Explained as […]