About Us

From the creators of the 16” sub, comes the World’s first and only sandwich-based satire site: Half-Baked Report. That’s right, the same people at Goodcents Deli Fresh Subs that you entrust your taste buds to have created something to satisfy your mind’s hunger for satire. Here you’ll find breaking news, in-depth reports, and of course X-Rated content. But wait, there’s more. We know that making sense of the news is hard, that’s why we’ve brought the report card back to the news. At the end of every story, we include a grade making it easier than ever to stay informed.

Half-Baked Report: We’re not the news you need. We’re the news you deserve.