You’ve seen princesses before but you’ve never seen them like this. We believe all princesses are beautiful but we believe subs are even more beautiful. That’s why we reimagined all your favorite princesses as subs. 1. […]
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Local Girl Horrified After Meeting Up With A Tinder Date
KANSAS CITY – A Local Girl lived everyone’s online dating worst nightmare when she met up with a Local Man who didn’t like Goodcents. Be sure to share this story to prevent this tragedy from happening […]
10 Things You Don’t Know About Goodcents
You think you know Goodcents, but do you really? Here are 10 things that people are shocked to discover about Goodcents Deli Fresh Subs. Our founder is an anthropomorphic Penny that believed mere mortals had […]
We Know What Sub You Are
You’ve always wanted to know what sub you are and now you finally can. We recommend adding the result to your Tinder profile.
Important: All Sandwich Toppings Have Been Renamed
BREAKING: This just in. All sandwich toppings have been renamed. CEO of Goodcents Deli Fresh Subs, Anita Sammich, gave us this exclusive first look at the new sandwich topping names. The move came after a […]
Man Can’t Stop Recounting His Lunch To Everyone In The Office
A Local Man can’t seem to get his lunch off his mind as he repeatedly recounts the details to uninterested colleagues. This has gone on even as lunch has become a vague memory for the […]
Report: Man In Front Of You In Line Doesn’t Know What He Wants
This just in, that guy in front of you in the line absolutely does not know what he’s going to order and while he may be getting the receipt, you will be the one to […]
Weird! The People In This Sub Shop Have Their Own Language
File this one under “STRANGE!” Local Man walked into a sub shop on Friday and was surprised to discover that the patrons and employees alike were both speaking a language he had never heard before. […]
Delivery Man First Human College Girl Has Seen During Spring Break
A Local College Girl has apparently spent her spring break locked in her apartment alone. When a delivery man showed up on Thursday, it was obvious that this was the first human she had interacted […]
Sub Stolen from Breakroom Fridge. Local Man Swears Revenge.
A Local Man today was enraged when he went to the breakroom fridge to retrieve his sub that he had been thinking about all day only to discover it had gone missing. In this moment, […]