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News by goodcentssubsAug 1, 20179:34 amAugust 1, 2017
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Princesses Reimagined As Subs

You’ve seen princesses before but you’ve never seen them like this. We believe all princesses are beautiful but we believe subs are even more beautiful. That’s why we reimagined all your favorite princesses as subs. 1. […]

News by goodcentssubsJul 25, 201711:44 amJuly 25, 2017
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Local Girl Horrified After Meeting Up With A Tinder Date

KANSAS CITY – A Local Girl lived everyone’s online dating worst nightmare when she met up with a Local Man who didn’t like Goodcents. Be sure to share this story to prevent this tragedy from happening […]

News by goodcentssubsMay 23, 20172:45 pm
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10 Things You Don’t Know About Goodcents

You think you know Goodcents, but do you really? Here are 10 things that people are shocked to discover about Goodcents Deli Fresh Subs. Our founder is an anthropomorphic Penny that believed mere mortals had […]

Quiz by goodcentssubsMay 8, 20172:01 pmMay 8, 2017

We Know What Sub You Are

You’ve always wanted to know what sub you are and now you finally can. We recommend adding the result to your Tinder profile.

News by goodcentssubsApr 27, 20171:57 pmApril 27, 2017

Important: All Sandwich Toppings Have Been Renamed

BREAKING: This just in. All sandwich toppings have been renamed. CEO of Goodcents Deli Fresh Subs, Anita Sammich, gave us this exclusive first look at the new sandwich topping names. The move came after a […]

News by goodcentssubsApr 17, 20172:35 pm
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Man Can’t Stop Recounting His Lunch To Everyone In The Office

A Local Man can’t seem to get his lunch off his mind as he repeatedly recounts the details to uninterested colleagues. This has gone on even as lunch has become a vague memory for the […]

News by goodcentssubsApr 3, 20179:12 am
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Report: Man In Front Of You In Line Doesn’t Know What He Wants

This just in, that guy in front of you in the line absolutely does not know what he’s going to order and while he may be getting the receipt, you will be the one to […]

News by goodcentssubsMar 24, 201711:13 am
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Weird! The People In This Sub Shop Have Their Own Language

File this one under “STRANGE!” Local Man walked into a sub shop on Friday and was surprised to discover that the patrons and employees alike were both speaking a language he had never heard before. […]

News by goodcentssubsMar 16, 201712:13 pm
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Delivery Man First Human College Girl Has Seen During Spring Break

A Local College Girl has apparently spent her spring break locked in her apartment alone. When a delivery man showed up on Thursday, it was obvious that this was the first human she had interacted […]

News by goodcentssubsMar 8, 20172:05 pmMarch 8, 2017
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Sub Stolen from Breakroom Fridge. Local Man Swears Revenge.

A Local Man today was enraged when he went to the breakroom fridge to retrieve his sub that he had been thinking about all day only to discover it had gone missing. In this moment, […]

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